“He’s a beast. He’s a dog. He’s a muthafuckin’ problem”

Surprised law enforcement didn’t catch on sooner; they’ve got a neon sign out front advertising their services. 

Technically, there are 7 books.

What do you call it when you have a 41 year old Teen Wolf?

What do I care about you? (uh)

Not that much...

Not sure what you’re trying to prove here. Everyone knows the generic athletic stance is to put your feet directly under your hips and hunch your back so you look like a Ninja Turtle.

The only bombing President Sanders endorses is Soundbombin’.

Maybe the problem is that Republican policy is shitty, and most women don’t really care about owning libs.

“Rosario Is Ready To Take The Mets To The Next Level”

Hey, it’s just like real NFL action now!

What percentage of owners, though? Goodell is a great aggro-shield.

Wait, so germs aren’t real, but also washing your hands allows you to be inoculated against them?

My wife lamented not doing those for almost a goddamn year. We paid for our wedding OURSELVES, including booze, and no one had to travel more than a few hours by car. We should be getting thank you cards for all the BBQ they ate!

I don’t typically enjoy Katherine’s takes on things, but I would never have asked for her to listen to these jabronis for any length of time. I’m sorry she had to do this, and I wish her only the best.

Duran’t always get what you want.

So does John Wick. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, especially when too much plot could have bogged down the movie and killed it.

It’s the fastest 2 1/2 hour movie I’ve ever watched.

The NFL is just like any big business full of non-creative people.

A Taika FF movie is the movie I didn’t know I needed until now. He’d be a really great choice to bring them home to the MCU.