That’s not what “beg the question” means.

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

My stronger leg is my left and it’s the one I jump off of, but my kicking leg is my right.

but Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

I hate to break it to you, my 10 month old is still waking up every three hours (no, we won’t Ferberize him)...

Dude, the Boppy rules. I tell preggo friends to make sure it’s on their list AND to bring it to the hospital if they’re planning on trying to breastfeed. It makes those first attempts SO MUCH EASIER than trying to stack 6 thin scratchy hospital pillows.

Because she’s not his daughter?

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth.

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

FSU alum here. Seriously, if you can’t take shit being said about your team (or worse when circumstances warrant) then GTFO.

Yeah, but see you’re one of those Boston fans like myself. You understand that this is all in good fun and that sports ultimately aren’t that big of a deal. So if people want to make fun of your team or hate on it, it is much more enjoyable to just go with it than to fight back. Also, fighting back makes you look like…

But seriously, Boston fans are fucking awful.

Yes, for the important parts. He’s good for the stanzas that ensure our rights to carry guns onto college campuses, make sure that every town square has a Christmas tree, and that you call any lady a whore if she doesn’t respond to your charm and intellect. But that’s done by about “rockets red glare.”

No. The answer is no.

Paul LePage, Maine governor, for being totally vile and seemingly impossible to get rid off.

I appreciate that hahahahah

I mean, you could have said “I’m not a Mort fan, and I’d be very glad to hear that they amputated his head at the throat. God’s speed!”

THIS! I never get that shit - you claim to love and respect the flag so much, yet you do SO MANY things that you are specifically not supposed to do to your precious flag.