You nailed it. Every single one of her tweets could be a band name.

Yeah, she’s just using a random band name generator.

Saw BeerTot and Hot Car Death open for The Offspring at The Fillmore two years back. Right when HCD was hot off the Toxic Milk album release tour. Great triple bill!

Ugh. #MurderForPizza is so dull. The mugshots give you so much to work with!

#DiveBarMenuItems

Hard pass. Murder For Pizza went downhill after they started adding prog elements in the “Box of Infants” EP. And TFTD’s just a Too Many Daves rip off band.

I think it’s likelier that Toomey’s goofy fucking Ichabod Crane-like face would cause a woman to change their sexual orientation than feminist studies, but what do I know?

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

Having seen this chilled out bear, Jay Cutler says he will never get the shingles vaccine.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Zemo destroyed the Avengers, though. Before the movie, the Avengers had Cap, Widow, War Machine, Vision, Scarlet Witch, and Falcon, with Iron Man and Hawkeye on standby if need be.

While Dak might crack under pressure, Dax already showed in “Parenthood” that he can handle both the stresses and mundanity of every day life. Get me Dax late in the third.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

The go-to comparison has been Pete Maravich, but given that he played before the three-point line came a long, there are some pretty substantial differences in their games. Still an absolute magician with a basketball. Honestly, the best comparison I have for Curry at this point is probably Wayne Gretzky, or Babe…

He also turned down what could’ve been the biggest pay day of his life just to stick it to Tampa Bay. Not too many athletes would have the self assurance in their own abilities to simply turn around and say I’ll never play for you, I’ll go play baseball.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

You mean Dog?

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

Ooh, so close to accurate. The Kaep said he loves “Hugh Jackman,” because his Beats By Dre are always pumping that Oklahoma! shit.