Not really. Generally, the suicide restriction on life insurance policies only lasts for the first two years (some are shorter) of the policy. After two years, suicide can not be the reason to deny a claim (unless there is some fraudulent statement on the application). Additionally, an insurance company makes its own…

You only eat Thin Mints after they’ve been in the freezer for a while, stupid Hollyweirdos.

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

Out of curiosity, did Deadspin try to hire any former Grantlander’s? Thought a few of them would be a good fit here.

I’m a grown man who sleeps with a fitted sheet and a comforter, no other sheet. What the hell good does the other sheet do besides stick to me when I try to roll over if I’m sweaty and make for another sheet to wash/put back on the bed?

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

I Vontaze you but think electric shock not enough for stop stupid comments you make

This might be the only chance I ever get to raise this in a public forum, but remember Cousin Larry’s significantly more attractive girlfriend on the show? Daughter of Mr. Whipple.

I sighed SO heavily as I gave you my star, coosin lah-ree......

Ha I couldn’t put my finger on it but you nailed it.

I noticed the totes are out. “We’ll do it after the game mom!” Now they're drunk and the totes sit empty.

You have to specify. You can’t just say “That Manning asshole,” or “The Manning quarterback who’s probably got one or two seasons left.”

“Mr” not “Señor” Manning?

That might be confusing in the Manning household, given the medications his wife is taking (allegedly).

Our entire nation is on a first name basis with our quarterbacks.

Archie and Eli might have something against him being the Mr. Manning.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

The fucking close up of the weird brown furry thing showing his tonsils and spit? Unbelievable how something like that gets the ok. There wasn’t one person around to say “Um, George? We’re getting a bit off track here”.