Floyd isn’t holding Back+Down and constantly backdashing... 1/10.

Odd Jobs:

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

@BillSimmons

My perspective as a lawyer: This appeal is for purposes of leverage against the NFLPA while a new disciplinary procedure is negotiated over the course of the next year. The NFL’s chances of success on this appeal are slim, but good enough to threaten the NFLPA during settlement negotiations to keep the PA at the…

No. No they does not.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

Don’t worry, he’s behind parallel bars now.

And what is that guy cooking? A piece of white bread?

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

I am hoping that “Tranked” is the new verb for movies meaning “failed at the box office”.

My goodness dude...just re-read what you wrote: “NFL, as a private company, can do whatever it wants in terms of running its company and disciplining its employees?”

The real bombshell from the report is the evidence that Goodell really is as stupid as we’ve always joked he was. Like, he is legitimately a moron.

This was my initial reaction to imagining Bo breaking up a team fight:

I think it's probably just your dominant hand for most people.

I really miss the Bo Jackson days.

Especially knowing the Bo Jackson could have DESTROYED everyone in that fight if he had chose to. What a great dude.