“...watching Cousins will be fun.” 

Yeah, it’s weird that they didn’t expressly state that the baby also died, but it’s implied in the “two counts” line. 

They gonna have wolves in the hall, though?

Ok, ragemonster.

Thanks, you too!

Man, I always forget the Splinter comment section doesn’t like jokes.

I’m just ready for the day when they’ll let them play basketball on skateboards with sais in their waistbands. 

To be fair, he was talking about Hispanics.

Honestly, if they did Resident Evil like they did Castlevania, I’d be ecstatic.

Jesus Christ, R.I.P.

He makes most of them look very bad. I think some of them are just lazy; you can tell they didn’t do much research and they just talk about what’s happening after the fact. I think some guys actually do a good job of preparing, but they’re not dynamic. Romo just happens to have both sides of the coin, not unlike…

I’m working towards being a Kinjfluencer, where I post populist takes for stars while freezing for fives minutes, so I end up posting it five times and get five times the stars. It’s gonna be lit.

Yeah but wait until you hear about my fantasy team.

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like…

Since all these players are friends nowadays, I’m surprised that Westbrick hasn’t paired up in D.C. with John Wall. 

Nickell Robey-Coleman and Tommylee Lewis sound like the other guys in The Crickets.

“CJ Anderson was huge...”

Yeah but what if he powerbombed Nantz through a flaming table?

I don’t like Collinsworth much, but I think he’s probably the second-best analyst. That’s really saying something.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”