I’m not sure how a bunch of historically poorly run franchises is Goodell/Belichick collusion, but if the Pats lose badly to the Dolphins this week, it’s not unreasonable to see Miami as a legit contender for the AFC East.

I mean, he’s a very good boy.

I’m 34, and my brother is 27. His whole life, Brady and Belichick have been virtually unimpeachable. I was texting with him last night in the first half, saying this team looks very bad, and if this is how they are for the year, this is going to be a bad season. He responded with the typical refrain of “You don’t…

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America is the land of opportunity, after all.

Splurging means to spend money extravagantly. I don’t think any of his contracts, from what I can see, have been “extravagant”. He’s definitely made a lot of money, primarily because he’s been a quarterback in the league since 2005.

Just a joke, because no one has ever “splurged” on Ryan Fitzpatrick, and because he’s currently playing on God mode.

Man, imagine if these guys had splurged on Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

The fun part is that the human-skin-tag owner is the biggest problem, but is incapable of seeing that he’s the biggest problem, so this team will likely only continue to get even worse. It’ll be an interesting thing to watch, like a monarch butterfly creating and emerging from a chrysalis.

PFT is a great follow on Twitter, but at some point the line between performance and reality blurs. Katz has always seemed like a real neckbeard who you used to be friends with in high school, but he’s hasn’t emotionally matured in 15 years.

It’s sports Breitbart.

I’ll be a real lame-ass and jump in regarding the breathing technique. I was taught during track/X-C that you breath in and out through both your mouth and your nose to maximize your oxygen intake/CO2 expulsion. 

“What poise! Once he threw that pick-six, I was sure ALL of his passes would be a pick-six!”

I AM the senate!

I’ve been a Pats fan from about 9 or 10 years old (so, early-mid 90s), when I started playing Madden and understanding how football actually worked. From the 2001 season on, my fandom has risen and fallen, through championships and scandals, players acquired and lost. I know some meatheaded chud will shit on me for…

Them’s the jokes. WAKKA WAKKA!

Cold Pasta was my favorite ESPN 2 show.

Glad I drafted him in both my fantasy leagues. Also, WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MY FANTASY TEAMS? EH?? EH??

At some point, people like this won’t have any sports, music, movies, television, nice clothes, or coffee left. Just like when they vote, they’re just continually owning themselves and degrading their own quality of life.

Oh Jesus. That’s the good stuff. I’d like to inject that directly into my jugular.