SHE MUST PROTECT HIS HOUSE!

Senior year of high school, I sprained my wrist jumping out of a car (which I was driving) that was going 5mph.

I’m sure this is going to translate into athletic success as an adult. If there’s one thing I learned in Little League, it’s that puberty definitely didn’t even the playing field.

My daughter is almost two, so things are fine now. She’s actually been a great sleeper; after about 6-8 weeks, she dropped her overnight feeding. The only problem is, that was long enough to completely rewire my brain, and now I wake up every night at 2:30am-3:00am and will just be awake long enough to reset my sleep…

I was a fan of porn star-lawyer Avenatti beating trump up on Twitter over the Stormy Daniels stuff. I am a fan of him helping get kids reunited with their families. I am not a fan of any potential Avenatti for President campaign. Please just give me a fucking normal person who has governmental experience. 

My kid’s daycare costs more than my mortgage. I’ll take that money now.

Does John Fox coach Madden now?

I’m just pointing out that it’s weird to not mention it at all in the article. His background is germane here, and it’s just weird to include no mention of it. I’m not saying the central conceit of this post is incorrect (it’s a lame-ass money-grab), but Splinter leaves stuff out sometimes to better suit its…

I mean, he’s not just an English professor; he’s also a Harvard-educated attorney who has experience as a researcher. He’s still a member of the New Hampshire bar association. I’m sure I’ll get dragged as some kind of looney tune, but he’s not Louise Mensch.

Even while apologizing, Sanders couldn’t help but roll her eye.

Shitty syntax on my part. Technically, I am two years away from it, vs. it being two years away from me right now. Should have said, “I’m two years past...”

I’ll buy it. I’m less than two years away from new-dad brain, and during those first two weeks you’re in a constant out-of-body experience. His line of thinking is wack, but from the perspective of someone who’s sleeping four hours a day (cumulatively), I can understand it.

I don’t need to be made to “feel better”. You may want to invest in some chill pills.

“Put that weight on your shoulders. GET YOUR FUCKING THIGHS TO PARALLEL!”

Or they just had Papa Johns.

Would you say the premise is..........................................slender?

We also practiced spinning out of the way when someone tried to shove us and yelling, “I DO NOT CONSENT,” and then, as we launched our counterattack, “I AM DEFENDING MYSELF!”

While I share your sentiment about non-violence, it’d be hard to ask MLK anything right now.

Maybe they can jump back in with a series of Tiger Fairway Woods.

It’s a good thing that there are a ton of female Dem candidates that have been winning primaries.