“Why would I want to target college kids?? They only have EXACTLY the amount of money to buy a pizza and a 12 pack!”

“...in part because of its attempts to “cater to the millennials.”

The most offensive thing about those tweets is how goddamn bad the jokes are.

Maybe Manafort is being held in jail because he did something, I dunno, illegal while on awaiting trial. Maybe, like, he tampered with something? The circuit breaker, maybe?

That Buck Langford tweet really sucks. 

Yeah, but does he stand for the flag doe?

Jurassic Park was second only to Ghostbusters as my favorite movie as a kid; it definitely held the top spot for a while. I watched it recently on Netflix after maybe 10 years, and it’s still pretty goddamn impressive. The CGI looks, at worst, pretty good, and the practice FX are frigging lights out. It makes me happy…

Yeah, I think that might be part of it. I think it stems primarily from the fact that boys get introduced to sports more so than girls; obviously, many girls play sports, but I think that early introduction and support is why boys/men tend to think of sports as “guy stuff”. Like, I’ve saw a group of boys go up to one…

I can understand that, but I still wouldn’t say it’s gender-specific. If anything, I would think a woman who joined a rando league would be more inclined to enjoy/have played sports. Guys - in my experience - are more apt to over estimate their athletic ability than women are. Like, my wife did dance, but if I asked…

Sigh. Someone who has the ability to run that speed would, ostensibly, be able to run around on a football field. They wouldn’t be gasping for air and in need of a breather while the big strong men wait for them to catch up. That’s the same stupid thinking that kept women from running anything longer than the 800m,…

The way we play is just get it to someone who’s open. Our women are generally athletic, and so we usually go to them every other play, if we can. If we’re at the point where we need it to be a female play, we have them throw (because they’ve got decent arms). Not every team incorporates their ladies very well; most of…

That’s kind of my point. That track and field analogy gets used often; like, my best 400m in HS would put my at the back of the pack in the women’s Olympic finals. Great for me. But while I can run faster than any woman I know, it doesn’t mean they can’t get open in flag football, or hit a softball, and contribute to…

I mean, if you compare Olympians to Olympians, men will out perform women. Sure. But when it comes to jogging around on a field for 6 seconds at a time, typically, it’s a non-starter. And (I know you wouldn’t know) most of the time in this league, the guys like this are just aggro butts who do tons of arm curls, while…

Because my stance doesn’t require me to shit on women who are just so bad they can’t get a hit with five strikes. How dare they! He could just as easily have said, “I play men’s only leagues because I’m competitive.” The preamble just makes him sound like an asshole.

No, not who gives a shit about your lowkey aggro comment about all the lame ass women you played with, but why do you care so much? Is your need to DOMINATE on the BATTLEFIELD of slow pitch softball so great that you need to run away from social intramurals? Because that’s how your comment reads.

Question: who gives a shit?

I play co-ed flag football, which requires a play involving a female player, at minimum, once every three plays. It usually works out fine, but I’ve seen plenty of instances where men on another team are just dismissive as fuck of their players (which are usually girlfriends!). I’ve heard things like, “Guys, take more…

“This is 80s for 80s, presented by HBO.”

I didn’t realize that racists feel so passionately about diarrhea. 

Head: “Hey, Papa John’s pizza!”