Honestly, props to the gym manager for basking taking the middle school rec camp approach and saying, “Either you both stay and let it go, or you both go home.”

If they’re going to expand, it might be time to take a look at contracting the schedule a bit, as well. Pull it back to 150 games, get the WS in the books before November. 

Mulabah is the black guy, I believe.

Guess you didn’t really get the reference?

Jordan had Oakley. White guys have the cops, I guess.

DING DONGS!

“...putting forward the persona of Middle-Aged Edgelord Who Wants To Tell You All About The Huge Steak He Ate Last Night.”

Ah yes:

Le...less educated people wrote the Bill of Rights?

I think Gaetz didn’t take the bait because hes not 80 years old. The people who really bit were, largely, older and not as attuned to trolling/stuff like this. I think hes like 36, so he probably uses the internet and is aware that not everything he sees is as it seems.

Just as we say when we (rightfully) bash Collins for her mealy-mouthed responses, I’m going to reserve judgement for these guys until they vote. This could just be posturing to their constituents to show they’re not beholden to Schumer, or whatever. Politics as usual, I’m hoping.

Why was it a bad day for him? Did he eat some of his own pizza?

How do people know I don’t have telekinesis?

You’re right, I think it’s bowl movements. There’s no way that’s a typo or anything. Your intellect is stunning and we all marvel at it.

Two times it’s acceptable to be shirtless: when you’re at the beach, or if you’re in your own music video/on stage as a performer in front of thousands of people who are cool with you being shirtless.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

If he wanted people to disregard his racially insensitive comments, he should have just put a little jalapeno pepper in the middle of the conference call. That’ll fix it.

And my axe!

This story is about Trump/Trump-related topics. So yeah, talking about Trump here makes since. Good try, comrade.

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