I always plan international trips to distract my 19-month-0ld after I take the Roku remote from her.

Here’s video of Ricky delivering an assessment to the Pirates in-person:

If there’s one thing I love about these kinds of documents, is the insight into colloquial language of the day. “Should become a corking good major league pitcher”!

You can have a lot different kinds of people host daytime shows, but they all have one thing in common: affability. NBC hired one of the least affable people I’ve ever seen to host their show.

My wife straight up asked me the other day if the Orlando Magic were still a thing.

That’s Hillary’s birthday...

“Distance Running.”

Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

I know; I sometimes morph in to an anti-troll, where it’s fun for ME to argue with a troll for a bit. It’s mutually beneficial!

Physically, maybe. Mentally, no.

I pulled my Quindarious Gooch once. Took my three weeks before I could walk normally.

lol ok I’ll bite.

That’s the age of consent in many countries and the U.S. certainly has no moral highground.

He’s displaying his wokeness so people will give him kudos.

Thanks man. I’m a Pats fan (ONE OF THE GOOD ONES??), so I can enjoy any of my team’s successes because it makes her super pissed and sours the mood in the house.

You or me in the car singing along to DMX =/= a group of girls on a bus, on video, which is then posted online, for potentially millions of people to see. Context matters.

They’ve got the waterways to allow fresh fish to be brought in, so I bet it’s OK.

Wow, according to the comments, I’m simultaneously defending and condemning these people. I’ve truly ascended!

Chris Weinke might not be busy.

It’s crazy, right? Like, the fact that they made some trades and I went, “Hey, that...makes sense??” is nutso.