“...initially written as his nom de plume Pappy Pariah”

They’re just going to have to sit through a lesson in free speech: say what you want, accept the consequences. If you forfeit games or the season, or if you have trouble getting a job or whatever, tough luck.

Didn’t even imply ANY of that in my comment.

Man, user name checks out.

Sigh, “It’s pretty stupid to sing this.” 

Totally agree with that statement. Sometimes, it’s easy for me to be focused on the surface issue (and maybe some underlying issues), and miss the root of the problem.

I think his point is more that CPR will help you when you’re drowning in bullets.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

Oof, as someone who’s married to an NYJ, I should have picked up on that.

Is he protecting his guy here? I mean, the Browns have looked suspiciously like a real football team in the off-season, but the result of those moves has yet to be seen.

Alright, alright, I acquiesce. It’s something I’ve always heard but there’s enough people calling BS that I’m going to go stick my head in wet cement.

I’m sure all the people with Irish heritage speaks Gaelic.

City* with most bars per capita:

Living in New England, I’ve encountered both of these, but they’re definitely not common. The card return happens, I’d say, more often than not; however, I can think of maybe 1-2 places I frequent in Portland (which has the most bars per capita - one for every 4,000 people!) that has self-serve water.

Right there with you. Born in ‘84, remember what it’s like to be bored on car rides. There’s definitely still a cohort in the “Oregon Trail Generation” that sucks, but by-and-large, we’re kind of the tip of the spear for what we’re seeing from those 10+ years behind us. I remember growing up with a lot of…

The fact that it sounds like it happened in a movie makes me believe it more, honestly. Trump is the type of person who thinks a suitcase clock looks like a bomb because that’s what movie bombs look like in the movies (GOD Clock Kid seems like an eon ago). He’s famously got mob connections, so maybe this was a…

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Che could have just mugged for the audience, or put a quick pin on the joke, but he goes for the easy laugh he knows he can get by simply repeating the slur: “Well played, tranny, well played.”

Why wouldn’t Fox just say that?