If the game sucks at home, you can usually switch to another one, and you don’t have to wait 4 hours to get home.

As evidenced by Dom’s video a while back where he asked Jets fans to name 5 Jets players, and like one guy could do it.

I think we’re all with you, my dude.

It was more of a general observation. Like, where do the 49ers play? It’s not San Francisco...

Are you Drax the Destroyer?

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

Is your mom’s boyfriend Delonte West?

I DON’T GET JOKES!!

If we’re gonna call out Jack Del Rio, we should highlight that his use of Marshawn is inexplicable (I saw this as a Marshawn owner in fantasy this year). It seems as though when they run him 15+ times per game, they’re either in the game or they win. When they don’t, huh, they throw for -7 yards and lose 10,000-3.…

His line about the prequels rhyming “like poetry” has been internetted to “pottery”, and this is the result.

I ran track in HS and a bit in college, and now compete in a corporate track league in the summertime. I’m hoping to clock a sub-56s 400m, sub-25s 200m, and a sub-12s 100m (for reference, I was at 56.8/25.2/12.1 last year as a 33 yo).

It’s pottery.

I’m only familiar with her radio hits: is this, like, a character she puts on? If so, it’s pretty brilliant. If not, I mean, props to her for her success.

I don’t trust cryptocurrency.

Who looks like Maz Kanata if he wore these things.

Right? Public education is really failing our youth, smdh.

You can’t eat a solid gold apple. Or, you shouldn’t try, at least. That was King Midas’ problem.

They’re delicious, which is in the name. What else do you want from an apple?