Psych, your wife is also the commissioner and now you have to organize the basement, too. Sucker!

I’m glad they brought Maz Kanata back for this ad.

“I traded 1 apple for 4 apples.” You won the trade!

Move on to what? Not reading other things?

The Rays got four guys for one. Seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Yep, you’re right. He teleported the X-Men away from the fight, right? And basically Professor X is like, “Damn, fam, that’s tight.”

There are only a authors whose posts I always read: Drew, Tom (read: stories about dogs/bears), and yours. The reporting is always top-notch and your writing style is engaging.

Since we’re talking about Godzilla and Santa, it’s worth noting that, in the Marvel Comics Universe, Santa is a near all-powerful mutant who defeated the entire X-Men nearly instantaneously. He’s like a class 5 mutant who lives forever and can change his mass and conjure snowballs and shit.

Just a couple of gym rats, battling it out.

The players don’t.

I mean, yeah, basically.

The league will be called Cool Tackle Entertainment.

“...make this new league Football for Donald Trump supporters.”

When I realized that the line was a Han call back, that cemented Luke’s place as the troll GOAT for me. THEN he has a gall to force-die and become a goddamn force ghost (who can apparently call down lightning like Thor). Epic punking by Luke.

OK bro.

No. They were just much meaner to female subordinates than male ones. Nice try, though.

Yeah, I mean, men are grosser for sure.

Spoiler Alert

I think we’re in agreement. More men are in power position, so more men abuse power, just in raw numbers. I really think that a big driver of this is just people who get off being dominant over other people. In my experience, both men and women can exhibit this trait.

The counter argument for hurr durrs out there is, “Sexual assault and harassment is unacceptable, regardless of the offender’s and victim’s gender.” What if the victim here was a woman? Still bad! What if they’re both men? Not good!