Well this place looks lovely! Check that logo, they must be a riot!

There is nothing funnier than a rape joke, people! You are all wrong.

I realize that this completely ignores the salient point, but —

We laughed so hard at this comment here in my house. You need to know that.

Coleman, you're all right, buddy. I may not like your team, but I sure like you.

Definitely read that as "Dead NFL Player Surprises Girls Who Wrote Him Adorable Note," and I enjoyed the twist ending where it turned out he was not dead at all.

YOUR FACE IS A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY

It's a weird Yankee thing. Don't get me wrong, it's not terrible, but it's also not queso.

Yeah if it just said Queso it could win it all. Velveeta is riding in on the coattails of Queso.

Yes. Wearing hats indoors is rude. Take them off. I don't care if they make your outfit pop.

Queso is not the same as Velveeta & Ro*Tel, but both are better than onion dip. If you disagree, it's because you either have no taste buds or you hate America.

Ok man, you need to understand that usually when it gets cold down in the deep South, there is very little humidity and the dew point is very low. This means there isn't much in the way of moisture when it's cold down here. The real problem was that the forecast predicted that the precipitation would fall farther…

Jesus, Johansson, you go the other way; you stay with Oxfam and dump the company riding the coattails of an occupation force.

As someone who has induced sepsis in lab animals (and it sounds like this was a particularly bad case of sepsis), survival is possible. Quality of life? Questionable. Depends on which tissues were necrotic and how many/much of her organs they were able to save.

Rotting means gas, and gas means pressure. By breaching the cavity with the scalpel, they released that pressure very suddenly, through a very small opening.

Moral of the story: doctors and nurses are walking angels

Lotsa snark in the comments here. I'm going to instead talk about preparedness and how to avoid getting stuck in the first place. Ounce of prevention and all that rot. And then what to do if you're stuck.

I'd like to see NBC do this with their primetime schedule. I assume it's: