Bonus crotchety old man points for using “shan’t” whilst ranting.

How is a car sitting parked worse than one on constant loop making half of it’s miles with no one in it? Are educated people seriously in favor of public autonomous cars when the bus is there honking in your face and capable of carrying more people with a smaller footprint?

Illuminati Confirmed

so...can we drown the witch then?

/reads this list

Lets see here...

Maybe they will die of sipphylis or consumption...you know, for the verisimilitude.

So you think ESPN just started talking to these 60 sources 5 days ago? Sounds like grasping for straws to me.

It was not legal,

Now that you mention it, it’s kind of weird that sports leagues hold that power.

Saying “Oh Dear!” after witnessing something that horrible is the most British reaction possible.

Well, the institutions are surely corrupt, but I’m not convinced that, in the cases of, say, Tokyo and London (or possibly Paris and LA), the local bids themselves are a tool for corruption. In the developed world, the bid leaders are just naive as hell.

“With FIFA and the IOC, if you’re going to be corrupt...”

Oh, you think the athletes should boycott? Yeah, do that, go right ahead, the IOC will just get some Tibetan slaves to take their place.

(consults manual of punchlines)

Fuck, wrong sanctioning body ...