Thank you.

Yup. Ffs.

I love you. So much.

I caught that but I am not always exactly sure how a Texan feels about Texas if the Texan in question has more than two brain cells.

This is totally off topic but thank you for the best rundown of Kinja I have found in one place?

I found this little thing following the rabbit hole links from this article. My springform has disappeared but I am thinking a greased parchment sling will do beautifully.

I am not at all sure. Nothing I have in a textbook was written by any of the teachers in my family.

OH OH OH OHHHHH May I play too please?

I have had a few jobs where I wore a corset (yeah, yeah, I know) and honestly it was awesome. They support every damn thing, but when you unlaced and took it off you just really wanted to be emphatically naked for at least a few minutes. As naked as possible.

Price and Faulkner are two authors I LOVE SO HARD and cannot read very often at all. I dissolve into a blubbering, laughing, aching, raging mess. The Man doesn't get it. How I can love something that makes me cry. He's so damn cute.

Do you write? I just laughed so hard I choked. The image is vivid and rather epic.

No sorry. That is one of my favorites as well. Thank you for sharing.

Lord help me, do I even want to know the extent of her wtfuckery?

Is there any kind of private messaging or something with Kinja?

Thank you again. I had done that google search, I just really thought I must be missing something. That local DMVs would offer classes and my google-fu was failing. I do really well in a classroom. The Bridgestone school looks like a wonderful excuse for a little vacation.

Thank you for this so much. I am a Texan and I carry most of that with me all the time. Breaking down in Texas can mess you up. Yes, Virginia, there are still places where cell phones will not help.

this cannot type ohh fuck laughing so hard

ugh level, leveL

Think you forgot the ice dancing. Or will that be on CNBC.