Uh huh, riiiiight. I'm entranced, please tell me more.

O_o I think maybe your aunt just helped me be proud to be an American?

Oh. Absolutely :D

Don't quit your day job. Don't let your pretty Auburn girlfriend go. Start saving up money so you can gift your entire offensive line appropriately. Hire a handler.

LOVE.

If she is pissed he is lying about it yes, I get. Maybe there is a lot more wrong with their sex life and masturbating somehow triggers a fight. Still though, O_o fucking really?

Thank you. I am going to rewatch that later. I was already gnashing my teeth when I hit the link and I started frothing at the mouth about 2 minutes in.

Thankfully 'all due respect' isn't even going to require enough effort to burn a calorie.

OH yesssss, there is also this. It is lovely. I started using it when I was learning needlepoint.

HUG, zomfg just hug cause I cannot possibly find the appropriate gif right now. Yes ugh, and random hug from an internet stranger if that's okay with you.

Oh my god, okay but here's the warning. I have a very good friend in the UK, an actor and writer, and we both love horror movies. Love. Them. All kinds of horror. This movie is disturbing. In that oh my god what horrible, vile creatures humans are. It was devastating to both of us. I think it may actually be a…

OH GOD THAT MOVIE OH FUCK

Ugh, meant to add yes that is strangely convoluted. And I still don't know why she believes Shiba Inus are difficult dogs.

Either I'm more stupid than I thought or that's rather inane.

I love you Rebecca Rose. I've had a long, shite day and now I am smiling. Thank you.

Yes. Yes I am outraged. Then I get over it and figure out how to watch what I want.

Yeah, very true. I have a local roaster that I get my coffee from here. They do such an incredible job.

No, not a thing wrong with you. They're strange about it and they aren't in every store. Bistro boxes are the reason I have their app on my phone. You have to look online. They mayn't have them in Canada but that would be really mean.

I was (emergency) driving halfway cross country. Starbuck's bistro boxes were THE awesome for that. They tasted better, fresher than any other fast food but I just grabbed a few boxes in the morning and could eat them through the day. I have to keep track of blood sugar and stuff. I love food and eating but sometimes…

It was funny, then I read your screen name. Now I cannot stop laughing. Not even sure why but I cannot fucking stop.