They are not losing their shit. They've got a huge amount of traffic and the roads are ice.

Seriously.
What a bunch of crybabies.
He doesn't like the press. Fucking deal with it.

I think that if the players have to sit through 10 minutes of reporter's questions, the reporters should have to suit up for 10 minutes of live hitting drills with the players.

It's only fair.

You know how northerners go into a blind panic and start dropping dead when the temperature hits 97 in the summer, and the southerners are outside working in pants in 110 with 80% humidity? It's like that, but in reverse.

"Those guys are experiencing weather that isn't normal for their geographic location! Their infrastructure isn't prepared for this, because it's never made sense for them to prepare for it! IDIOTS! LOLOLOL"

If you aren't here and have never experienced "snow" in a state like Georgia, I can understand your confusion. Everything that hit pretty much turned immediately to ice; it wasn't nice, soft, fluffy snow. Every road surface turned into a skating rink. It hit late in the morning, after everyone was at work. Because…

best Atlanta snowmergency thing: Ohio State's offensive coordinator has been stuck on a highway in his car for like 18 hours https://twitter.com/CoachTomHerman (oh good, someone rescued him)

What are the chances I can get paid to let people watch me read internet news?

What kind of mire of insanity would you have to be living in that this Cyril subplot from Archer Season 2 would even occur to you? Dear god, just DTMFA.

Yeah, but you do kind of have to be a woman to be a Raiderette, so the fact that the Raiderettes are paid less fairly than the average stripper while kept to much stricter, 24/7/365 social expectations than, again, the average stripper...kinda a "women's issue."

Listen. I didn't want to have a fight over Jolie's rankings, but anyone who would vote Buffalo Chicken Dip over Crab Dip is not welcome in my home, neighborhood, town, county, state, nation, continent, hemisphere, world, solar system, galaxy, local group, or universe.

how the shit is skyline chili a 6 seed?

Seriously. And Babaghanoush got a dog of a first round matchup.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

When in the entire history of the Grammys have they ever been classy?

Who on earth could possibly find Lorde disgusting....? How? Why? I don't understand.

Blessed are they who did not see Tebow play, and yet believe.

OHMIGAWD, There's a grammatical error and I can't go back and correct it. KINJAAAAAAAAAAA!

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…