Think I'd rather be a mean person who needs Jesus than a singer who needs talent, autotune, and air brushing.

I cannot decide. On the one hand I want to look because, well the fuckery. And I assume it is a good idea to know what arguments these people present.

Right this is two days late, so I'm sorry. but imma leave this here.

Exactly. My heart was sad for you until I got that you're in Austin.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, well if the man lacks electricity, think he's SOL without clearing out his freezer. You rock, I needed the laughs today, thank you.

Okay, totally fair. but can we make sure he has no cold soft gel ice packs or frozen peas? Pretty please. With sugar on top?

With or without a swift kick to the nads to get him out of the car?

On the upside, I found Ms. Congdon's etsy shop. Thank y'all, I love the Nordic inspired prints.

Oh, pretty sure I even have the know how to make that dream a reality, wanna make a party of it? I took lots and lots of ag classes, grandfather, uncles are farmers.

Damn it to hell, morality strikes again. A girl can dream though...

I would take existing with incredible glee if I could get assurances that he would never breed or adopt.

Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but

ZOMFG and that he prefers redheads? The most rare hair color there is. So he wants the most rare and perfect woman.

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Blergh

AND that he even dares to breathe in the direction of Mr. Vaughn's grave, my rage knows no limits. It's stunting my fucking vocabulary. Fucker.

Camera lens cracking? Does he look like a less symmetrical Herman Munster?

um, mirror site? ( I have no idea what those words actually mean but)

Thanks, cause wasn't EVEN sure how to try to spell that one so jfgi wasn't going to be all that enlightening.

Because you thought each one was soooooo bad that it HAD to be the last quote and you'd finally get to read the part of the article that basically said fuck this noise and laid out the arguments that support fuck this noise.

whimper, you've shredded my last hope