LOL YEAH!!!!!! I hope so, moms deserve anything that make their lives easier.

I am not sure but have you looked at anything like a wash bottle? The ones we used went into the autoclave, and were just a standard nalgene and the wash top was a part of the lid, my google fu is lame today.

This is a sucktastic prize for being good. Texas has it's issues but we got 4 days in Houston (6th), a week in Austin and San Antonio (7th) and 8th grade a week in NEW ORLEANS FTW. THOSE were rewards.

The 'if' bullshit just makes my head explode. What if? WHAT FUCKING IF?

Here. http://www.noosayoghurt.com/

I adore you Ms. Stewart. And now I need to go grab the stuff to clean the water I just snarfed. All over.

I wish someone would have told me this when I rented my first house. My landlords were the most AWESOME. I gardened, took care of the yard, made the kitchen incredibly nice and functional, curtains and shades, painted the interior. Because that's just what you do, I thought. Leave things in a better condition than you…

And that's not really how you'd win a game.

May I have you and your sister in law for sisters in law? PLEASE.

My girl is a rescue and no one ever sees her really but me. She's the sniper girl, she finds places to hide near me and watch everything where no one else can see her.

North Dakota. (and I only know cause I muttered to myself where the fuck and my Minnesota born and bred man answered)

Texan here. I love you and to that horrid excuse for a human, bring it.

More baby elephants?

My dad, Cujo, when the little boy dies, out the window in Texas in July. I was 3 or 4 and I remember this because 'in Texas in July' means through a CLOSED window AND a screen. SO AWESOME. I love that my dad reacted like that to the death of a child, and then I realized what kind of strength that took and WOW, Dad is…

Where are you from? I'm gonna start packing.

And thank you for making me laugh-snort, love the gif

Ocean views? In Tampa?

This is the best KP ever. Of course it has WAY more to do with the awesomeness and insane level of bravery of some Yemeni people more than anything Ms Perry ever did.

fistful of Quaaludes, snarfed all over my laptop, I love you

Pretty sure that's unblended make up or a freak lighting thing that made some highlights shine extra bright.