I would take existing with incredible glee if I could get assurances that he would never breed or adopt.

Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but

ZOMFG and that he prefers redheads? The most rare hair color there is. So he wants the most rare and perfect woman.

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Blergh

AND that he even dares to breathe in the direction of Mr. Vaughn's grave, my rage knows no limits. It's stunting my fucking vocabulary. Fucker.

Camera lens cracking? Does he look like a less symmetrical Herman Munster?

um, mirror site? ( I have no idea what those words actually mean but)

Thanks, cause wasn't EVEN sure how to try to spell that one so jfgi wasn't going to be all that enlightening.

Because you thought each one was soooooo bad that it HAD to be the last quote and you'd finally get to read the part of the article that basically said fuck this noise and laid out the arguments that support fuck this noise.

whimper, you've shredded my last hope

LOL YEAH!!!!!! I hope so, moms deserve anything that make their lives easier.

I am not sure but have you looked at anything like a wash bottle? The ones we used went into the autoclave, and were just a standard nalgene and the wash top was a part of the lid, my google fu is lame today.

This is a sucktastic prize for being good. Texas has it's issues but we got 4 days in Houston (6th), a week in Austin and San Antonio (7th) and 8th grade a week in NEW ORLEANS FTW. THOSE were rewards.

The 'if' bullshit just makes my head explode. What if? WHAT FUCKING IF?

Here. http://www.noosayoghurt.com/

I adore you Ms. Stewart. And now I need to go grab the stuff to clean the water I just snarfed. All over.

I wish someone would have told me this when I rented my first house. My landlords were the most AWESOME. I gardened, took care of the yard, made the kitchen incredibly nice and functional, curtains and shades, painted the interior. Because that's just what you do, I thought. Leave things in a better condition than you…

May I have you and your sister in law for sisters in law? PLEASE.

My girl is a rescue and no one ever sees her really but me. She's the sniper girl, she finds places to hide near me and watch everything where no one else can see her.

North Dakota. (and I only know cause I muttered to myself where the fuck and my Minnesota born and bred man answered)