I had to scroll down so far to see “sprots!” It’s a very serious week up in here.

He’s not even cool enough to rhyme it with Mrs. Krabappel

It’s Lena Dunham-level. I enjoy seeing him dragged in the comments.

I believe it because so many gas stations here in south TX have a taco cart inside the store.

The thing with the dishes is what I always remember a friend of mine telling me about that movie (which occurred during a sort of film glitch in my life and I’ve never seen). I hear “Titanic,” I think about my friend saying all she could think about was how much all those dishes cost. Even after reading Jezebel for…

And they spend the day thrashing their tails around and snapping their jaws, instead of sitting or floating around like logs enjoying the sun.

ZZ Top - Cheap Sunglasses

“.......HER GHOST” in unison kills me every time

One of mine is Fire Walk With Me when Bob appears behind Laura’s dresser

Exact opposite for me. Large Marge is a favorite jump scare, but for some reason - probably the music - the hospital nightmare scene cracks me up. It helps that I don’t feel any way about clowns.

You remind me that I saw that in the theater too. The only thing I remember is that there was some visual that inspired the guy I was with to sing a line from a King Crimson song that went “impaled on naaaaaails of ice,” out loud at normal volume, to the probably empty theater.

When I was maybe 10, a friend’s teenage son babysat for me and my younger brother, and it was one of those things where everyone was like “well... I *guess* that’s OK” because the adults really wanted to go out and it was about 40 years ago and he wasn’t a criminal or a creeper, just a thoughtless asshole who didn’t…

I love your posts so much, they are like a cross between Beatrix Potter, HGTV, and now Animal Planet. So sad about Goosey Girl, I apologize on behalf of foxen everywhere. The wildlife rescue where I work has yard birds and I have two special hens there, one of whom I’ve known since chickhood. Nugget is a badass!

As soon as I saw your avatar I said hooray! Catita is as lovely as ever, adorable in her stars! Thank you for the update, sorry to hear about the vision troubles, but I love that you are on top of all of the medical things. Have a delightful vacation, outer space and Harry Potter will be such a great getaway. Happy…

“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you’ve selected?”

Ann Dowd is rad and would be sure to make the characterization as loathsome and absurd as possible

Just wait til it migrates permanently to the big left-hand panel on the main page. It’s not the first time a big header image has been some bullshit like that.

Jay steals that show right out from under her!

I did too, and it reminded me of that question from a few months ago that a lot of us read as something like “could a basketball throw itself from the 3-point line?” I don’t even remember what the real question was, but I still think about that basketball and laugh.

This is the correct take. Few people, if any, who have the luxury of deciding their own pant length are in a situation where long pants are going to cause them measurable physical distress.