Joe Jackson, Steppin’ Out

The “young male skiers” were, according to my mom, why we were a cross-country skiing family. I now know it had more to do with finances and logistics, but even then I knew these bad boys were phantoms. My parents clearly put me on cross-country skis because they hated me and wanted to take the elements of a fun…

You hush. That photo is from the catalog of the New England boarding school I attended in the 1980s. Hmmmmm

And still a Lil Jon joke has not been made.

My first husband was obsessed with Don and Mike, like we listened to tapes of their shows in his car over and over. Hamburger James, anyone? I hadn’t listened to them in years when another friend of ours IM’ed me (!) to tell me about Frieda, and I really was sad and bummed for everyone and the show and the fans.

You said it. Cold shoulder tops make me irrationally furious to begin with. The last time I saw my extended family, sure enough every member that I can’t stand was wearing one. Even the guys! Kidding - that would have made me at least be able to laugh at them.

There are a few places where she doesn’t seem to be too up on corporate lingo or structure, which probably contributed to her being “made” and blocked.

I’m sad to say that I think his association/friendship with Bravo pest Andy Cohen has unfairly colored the way that some people, for instance gossip columnists, see him.

Brian Moylan is a demented genius! His love for reality TV is inspiring. He was delightful on Gawker and I’m so glad he’s still doing his thing.

Totally Mike Dexter! He has this look about him that one of my friends called penis face.

I had never heard music like this until I heard this in college. The Orb (with delightful spoken track by Rickie Lee Jones): “Little Fluffy Clouds”

I can’t be the only one who can only think of her in terms of her 2010-ish reality show whose name escapes me. The couple of times I’ve seen her on RHNYC I wonder when she’s going to start screaming at someone about putting the monogram on the pillow upside-down.

I don’t even watch that one but I bet they could use another dope of a husband, too

They’re very pretty

OMG Austen in his ill-fitting draws!

I’m so glad I read all the way to the end of your post. I’m watching the current season and my fingers were itching! It is on a completely separate note that I say, I would love to witness a convo between Scheana and Shep.

I personally (don’t want to step on toes) have never met anyone with a pet pig who wasn’t a weapons-grade insufferable attention seeker. I’d rather hang out with the snake guy.

Delightful! This is the first pop song I was really obsessed with and I’ve always loved Ringo the most.

What the Ghost said... a rec center activity for very old people. Honestly, covering it at my local rec would be funny for a few minutes because I know most of the people.