Nope, no threat of bodily harm, the truck guys can easily retreat, no way a self defense plea would stand up in court. Even in a stand your ground state drawing down on unarmed people and using your weapon to win an argument makes you the bad guy.

Considering she said the speed limit was 35, I’m going to say 90 is pretty fast.

This is how this news makes me feel:

Not sure what you point is.

Kids are cute, puppies are awesome, hockey players scoring goals is super...yet the inevitability of this gimmick being buried into the ground already annoys me. So I hope and expect you, the Deadspin hockey beat, will also post every time a kid holding a goal-for-puppy sign is forced to leave a game disappointed and…

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

No one has noticed that the weather lady is totally throwing up gang symbols. #WestSideLowFronts

Equipment left in hotel room - ask police for help

Generally teams pay for a police escort to the stadium to ensure traffic doesn’t interfere with the gameday routine. I would imagine that this would be during the same time frame, and the officers would still be paid by the team.

The same rule applies here that applied last year:

Saddam’s first big mistake was, obviously, invading Kuwait. His second big mistake was not invading Saudi Arabia. Maybe his army wasn’t up for it, but he could have at least denied it to the U.S. as a secure staging area in the early days of the conflict. Sitting there for five months with all of his guns pointing in…

HE’S AS SLEEK AS A FACKIN’ PAWPISS!!

Can this be an entire Deadspin article? I just want to see your comment as a headline on the front page.

And addressing Brady’s “whining” by whining about Brady’s whining.

Besides, the Broncos don’t really need to sway the refs, since Guns is reffing this one. Broncos are 6-0 in Hochuli-reffed games since 2008.

Aside: is this the internet’s most fantastic gif?

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

Forget a monk; I would have held out for a St. Bernard.