That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

The spice must flow.

But not every public gets to vote! Isn’t that what happened with the new Braves stadium in Cobb county (that the powers that be did it on their own authority without ever asking the taxpayers)?

I was thinking they’ve paid full price for shake a lot of times.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

Not a single comma. That put holes in my brain.

St. Louis, of course.

This is fantastic. For years we’ve heard about how unthinkable it is that there is no team in LA, the “second biggest market”. Because teams in small markets like, oh, Seattle just can’t find success. It’s 2016. Times have changed.

How great would it be if NO ONE goes to the games in LA? This would mean, of course,…

Well, in the past you have failed to support one team adequately to keep it from moving at least twice. So I am sure that supporting two teams will be no problem whatsoever.

*pulls up suspenders* Well I’m just an honest, god fearin’ Tar and Feather salesman and I would love to win your business good folks.

My housekeepers make about $14/hr. So use that information how you will. I usually don’t, but, I also hang up my towels and throw the “don’t change the sheets” card on the mattress, so I’m making their lives pretty easy. All they have to do is make my bed, empty the trash cans and restock the amenities.

I was pulled over in high school with a cup that previously had beer in it sitting in the holder (my friend in the passenger seat had been drinking, not me). The cup also, for some reason, had a grocery bag balled up inside it. The officer asked to see the cup, and I panicked like any 17 year old would at that moment.…

Worst case is he heaves it nowhere near anyone and gets flagged for intentional grounding.

“What if, instead of kicking the ball, the punter threw the ball, Hail Mary-style, toward the kick returner? Worst case, if the kick returner catches the ball, there was an interception, and he gets tackled right where he was.”

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

When the dropping of your hearts

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.