OH. MY. GOD.

Ooh the humanatee!
That is the cutest ocean cuddle puddle I’ve ever seen!

What hotel do you think really washes its comforters that often, scuzzy or high end? I worked housekeeping in a pretty nice hotel for two weeks (gave notice on day 1, which happened to be the Sunday after two weddings and a prom. The room carnage was horrifying) and I can’t imagine any hotels launder their comforters…

I’m a grown man who sleeps with a fitted sheet and a comforter, no other sheet. What the hell good does the other sheet do besides stick to me when I try to roll over if I’m sweaty and make for another sheet to wash/put back on the bed?

Last night, the Bachelor became the best comedy on television, and the actresses knew it. Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone about your relationship in a hurricane while your hair (now one big knot) blows constantly in your face? How could Emily have kept a straight face and not laughed…

I’m absolutely not a computer guy. Even if I have studied IT a bit, along with some programming. I’m just like a casual user. What gets me is that Windows is supposed to be a product that everyone uses and yet you have to not only be an IT expert but need to actively do maintenance once a week just to get that thing…

Terrible analogies.

You can’t natively run OS X on your PC, you have to use hackintosh, which is unstable (based on my own experience). If you want to run OS X on your PC in the most stable way, then you still have to build a PC with specific components that makes up for the best compatibility, and even then you may still run into…

I’m using a mac at this time. They’re about the same now. *shrug* I miss snap-to in Windows, but like the gestures on a Macbook for switching desktops, which windows has but doesn’t support on my Razer Blade.

*very slow jerking off motion*

I bought a macbook because of the operation system, the simplicity and the development related tools available.

After so many years suffering with Windows and then using Mac, it seems better than the second coming of Christ.

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

Running Windows on Mac is like having a Lotus, then buying a flatbed that you keep the Lotus on, and driving everywhere with the flatbed. Running Windows on a Mac is like living in your beautiful house with your perfect family but deciding to get with a crack ho on the side and inviting her to live with you. Running…

Sounds great, but it’s useless to me until they make a Mac compatible version.

But the question is, when the fuck did amazon get involved in game development?

#notallwhitefolks

*checks gut*

I’ve wanted to be a professor since I was 19. The challenges I know I will face in finding a tenure track position are crushing enough without this garbage. Sending a big ‘fuck you’ to whoever thought this was a good idea.