Fingers crossed Miss Claudette comes back soon.

On the plus side, it’s nice when dumb misogynists do the work of firebombing their own shitty careers for us.

No, there’s too many zombie shows out there already...

Except she still seems to occupy a relatively privileged position in prison and she never seems to learn anything. I’ve been watching the show up to this point but I honestly don’t know if I could stomach a season of ‘Piper the Panty Queenpin’

This is AMERICA, so no.

They should write Piper out of OITNB before her awfulness begins to infect even the scenes she is blessedly absent from. Same reason that they should have written Meredith Grey out somewhere around season 3 of Grey’s Anatomy.

This guy’s theme song should be The Chemical Bros. “Block(head) Rockin’ Beats”.

This is some of the most passive aggressive shit I have ever seen. Well done. I am 6'4" too (200 lbs though). I don’t brace the seat back in front of me to prevent reclining, but once, when someone jammed their seat back into my knees I did let out a mock cry of “Ow my knees, I’ll never walk again, WHY!!?” They…

Once had two business travelers in the first row (the first row!) conspire together with the ole “throw our coats and briefcase on the middle seat in the hopes no one will take it” trick. And dammit if it didn’t almost work!

My ex boyfriend was also very tall and has long thighs, so his knees go right up against the seat in front. He used to put on kneepads for long flights when no upgrade was available. And we would crack up when the person in front tried to slam their seat back only to have it go nowhere. One lady kept slamming back…

RIGHT?!? Reclining your seat gives you like a barely perceptible amount of extra comfort, but is hugely annoying to the person behind you, who either has to sit with your seat in their face, or recline their own seat and cause the same problem for the person behind them, causing a shitty chain reaction. It’s awful.

Yeah, fat people get all the hate, but my worst flight was 4 hours of a dude half my weight and 6 inches shorter then me with his elbow on my hipbone, two inches over the armrest and his feet in my footwell constantly poking, prodding and elbowing me as he bounced around in a fairly generous seat. He even tapped away…

Your comfort level with strangers sounds like mine. I rarely move if someone grazes my leg or arm. However, I’m not tiny, I’ve lost a ton of weight but still have a little bit to go, so I wedge myself in a corner when it comes to airplane seats. I’m with you on people who clearly have extra space and try to take more.…

I love you because I am you. I am not above acting like a complete idiot to get my way. I was a window seat on a flight once and the dude in the middle seat kept manspreading into my zone, with his large hands perched atop his knees. As soon as the seatbelt light went off, I dropped my tray. When it stopped 75% of the…

I just went through this on a (thank you jeebus) relatively short domestic flight. I honestly think Middle Seat Guy (I was Window) was oblivious to his manspready ways, but he was invading my territory repeatedly, encroaching with his wide-legs sitting and hogging the armrest and just generally being a big dude. I’m…

I am. She wants a bulkhead she can pay for it. Like I bloody did!

God bless you, sofar. I’m a tiny too and I’ve gotten really defensive of my space on public transportation. Just because I don’t take up the width of the subway seat doesn’t mean you get to take my space. I’ve started manspreading when men are present on the train. If a woman sits next to me, I’ll close my legs and…

I love when you accidently BARELY touch someone and they give you the most disgusted face like you started the Holocaust.

I don’t think a couple necessarily deserves to sit together, but I’m gonna throw in an EVEN if it means you have to move to a middle seat (and I know YOU woke up at 5am to check in so you’re a GOD AMONG MEN WHO SHOULDNT HAVE TO MOVE) if you see a mother and 2 kids like slogging onto the plane late, your whole stupid…