Is there a nice way to tell someone they’re probably being unconscionably cruel to a captive animal by roasting them to death in their car while they chow down on cheap crappy cuts of meat?

That is legit the only reason besides geological ones to travel with a bag of rocks. Your brother is really cool, and you probably are too. Thanks for sharing it! <3

I remember a funny incident from early 2009 involving a crotchity woman who dragged a rolling carry-on bag onto the plane that she couldn’t lift herself, so she demanded a stewardess stow for her. The stewardess curtly told her it wasn’t her job to be hoisting people’s stuff for them, so the woman had a tantrum and…

I’d pay more if they made and guaranteed bigger seats. Otherwise, passing on the cost-per-pound pricing scheme.

Ah, the self-tasked editors of the world. I used to invite the worst of those people to come down to the production office for a friendly debate, but leave a sock puppet for them to yell and foam at sitting at my desk instead.

Is it really as much of a cover up as you make it out to be when Jezebel links to multiple different accounts of what happened? Jezebel highlighted what I was also highlighted, the overarching theme of how the same sort of violence and police overreach that led to the Ferguson protests happened on the anniversary of…

Well said and spot-on, IMO. Cops have an incredibly hard job to do and are tasked with a great amount of responsibility. There’s got to be a way to develop an aptitude test to help weed out some of the problem aggro types.

Looking at that fabric makes me want to learn to sew so bad!

Seriously, the last wedding I went to could have used 100% more bling and choreographed dancing.

Kisses indicates a 90% chance of consensual sex now?
My Grandma is gonna be pumped at all the play she’s getting thrown.

Am I supposed to dance and celebrate that on the anniversary of the last murder of a black man who was left to bleed out exposed on the street in Ferguson that this particular black man they shot and left in the street to bleed out handcuffed was allowed to live? No thanks. I don’t think I am the one missing the point…

Good on you for recognizing it for what it was.

I went into a clothing store that could not have been bigger than my bedroom and got asked no less than 3 times in 10 minutes if they could hold what I was shopping for at the register or hold my bag. The third time I turned to the lady and asked her if she’d like to check my bag and hold it at the register to make…

What’s the medical terminology for handcuffing someone after they’ve been incapacitated and leaving them to bleed out in the street? Asking for a friend.

I pictured you turning into a giant Simpsons-style city dome before I realized you meant it as a Hulk reference. XD

She may be protecting cops but she was still technically a physical barrier between their weapons and the protestors. Any port in a storm.

Here’s what I want to see happen if this continues to blow up. Politicians, lawmakers, judges and commissioners going down to join the protests in plain clothes, no security escort, and being among the people when the police flip their attack switch. Let them get arrested along with the rest of the protestors and…

Which is pretty ridiculous in its own right. How are they going to ask someone for ID and then shoot them for pulling out their wallet?

Has it always been available? Dismiss is amazingly useful for topics like this. Trolls just seem to ooze out of the woodworks when anyone but white people get discussed.

That would require human empathy for females, who don’t have dicks.