Some MBA programs give advice on what not to wear at interviews with fancy places like Goldman Sachs. Men are told NOT to wear cuff links and I still can’t figure out why. Pinkie rings I understand, but I’m mystified about the cuff links.

To me, articles with ways to save on spending are generally useless because they are all very similar. But this one is different! It’s actually very helpful and makes me feel less guilty for not doing things like clipping coupons.

Are you sure about Juilliard? I’m quite sure the only reason I got accepted was because I had stellar grades. They don’t even have a minimum GPA requirement. I chose not to attend because they have no academic classes other than English (I’m getting old so that might have changed over the years). And I realized I just…

Seriously? You need to learn that people are different and everyone has their own comfort level. Just because it doesn’t bother you doesn’t mean shit. It is not entitled to want people to get off my jock. Jesus fucking christ.

Amazing how no one does it to me now that I’m 40. The last time it happened I started fake crying and told the guy my husband had just died (total lie). He looked like he wanted the earth to swallow him whole.

This reminds me of a news story from a few years ago when an assistant called in a bomb threat (to LAX?) because her boss was running late and she didn’t want him to miss his flight.

No, what’s weird is wanting to hug random strangers. Having a desire for personal space is NOT weird.

They want to feel your boobs smush against them. These are the same dudes who tell women they’ve never met to “smile”.

My boss sends all three of her kids there. Some people have too much money.

I still haven’t seen Titanic! I am way behind on my movie viewing.

Thank you so much for this.

I like the way you think.

It was a poor choice of words! I’m not sure how to describe these people. They just like to tease me; I don’t think they really care that i eat pumpernickel. They give me shit for liking black licorice as well. I guess they are food racists.

Ha! Much better idea than mine.

I think she is my least-favorite Trumpie. Manafort is a close 2nd. I hope that she won’t be able to get a job after the election and has to live in a box in central park. No, fuck that, central park is too nice. She can live in Travers Park in Queens, which is made out of concrete and hobo urine.

Yeah! It’s funny - I’m the only native NYer in the bunch, and I think my coworkers feel like it’s somehow not “NY” to eat pumpernickel. They are such cute little hipsters.

Thank you, I feel better about myself now. My coworkers always give me grief when they see me go for the pumpernickel.

I don’t think it’s worth trying to figure out.

ha! Me too. I talked to David Geffen at a party for a half hour and had no clue who he was until later. I still can’t figure out why he spoke to me for so long (theory: I think he realized I didn’t know who he was and found it refreshing. It was in Hollywood and I was the only woman there and the only one who didn’t…

How nice of you. My mom lives in Punta Gorda and was good friends with the women who was killed. I’ll make sure to write your sentiments in the funeral guestbook you fucking hoser.