He has them at #6, which seems way too high.

Shameful Confession: I buy pumpernickel bagels on purpose.

I love how he absolutely never phoned it in on SNL. No matter how small his part in a skit, he gave it his all. In my opinion, he should be just as famous/successful as Will Ferrell. At least he doesn’t have to worry about money because his wife’s sitcom being in syndication is a very steady paycheck.

Huh? Lambert has a career most singers would envy.

Please, like Mariah doesn’t have voodoo dolls of every female singer under 30.

It’s probably her backyard.

I thought it was a photo of Chet Haze! And fuck that fake medium. The Today Show is a national embarrassment.

Absolutely. I’ve heard it used more towards men than women. What I’m much more annoyed by is the author’s misuse of apostrophes. Jason is plural, not a possessive.

And her advice has been horrendous since her first day. This is not surprising. She’s even worse than the former Dear Prudence (Emily Yoffe) who based her advice on how many puns she could work into her reply. I’m surprised Jez doesn’t do an advice column; it’s like free page clicks if you get someone decent.

I kind of love the pink and green kitchen and the linoleum in the other kitchen. The living room, not so much.

Consider yourself lucky that you’ve never been to the deli next to my office. The bacon is so sad and soggy. No one would ever call it crispy. But fuck her anyway for using the word “yummy”. No food stylist should ever use the word “yummy” or “foodie” unless they are hungry for a knuckle sandwich. Oh, and you know…

Racist mango:

A flat stomach and a six-pack are not the same thing. And not everyone is capable of getting a six-pack - look at Britney Spears - she never had a six-pack, regardless of how in shape she was at the time. But she sure did have a flat stomach.

Oh my god, I forgot about the Minnie Driver dumping! I was just thinking that Julia Roberts would probably have been on the gossip sites constantly if the internet were more of a thing back when she was leaving dudes at the altar and stealing husbands. 90s gossip was so much more fun because I am way too old to care…

Oooh, yeah! People said she stole the script off her coffee table and begged Weinstein for the part. They did have a huge falling out around that time - do you think it’s true?

She cheated on him and I think he caught her red-handed if I’m recalling it correctly. I can’t remember who but it was someone well-known. I don’t think she really denies it and he has referred to it tangentially a few times.. She also supposedly gave Weinstein head for her role in Shakespeare in Love. Not sure if I…

They wouldn’t have lasted a year.

Aw, buster is a lucky little dude.

I love your name!

Oh, I just remembered something she said the final time I met her (she was pretty well known by then) that you might find interesting. We all know her as the 90s indie queen, but she said that she did so many indie movies because those were the only roles she was getting but that her real dream was to star in…