I will give you a million dollars but I get to keep the adorable dog.

But then I’d expect to get to keep the doggie when I buy your house! (he/she is super cute)

Oh good! Now I can dislike both of them and not take sides.

I’ve never seen Louis! I need to check it out.

He was not like that AT ALL. Out of all of my dude friends, he was the most respectful towards women and he wasn’t a player - our campus had the usual hook-up culture and he didn’t partake in it much even though he was on the soccer team. And he had some weird catholic guilt thing going on every time he had sex. He…

But she spelled paid as “payed”. I don’t know if I can get over that!

I only met her a few times but I have nothing but good things to say about her. Her brother and I were college kids and she was on a soap opera at the time (it was right before she became the indie “It girl”) and she was just so incredibly hip and cool - and her charisma/charm is off the charts. Look how cute her…

Parker Posey slept in my bed for a week! (her hot twin brother was my roommate).

I was heartbroken when I realized he was such an ass. My mom took it way worse; I think she had the hots for him. He had a summer house near me and after I quit I worked at a fancy fruit stand and Billy Joel used to shop there and was so fucking nice. I don’t know if anyone knows who Alistair Cooke was, but he used to…

Don’t feel bad. Reputable recruiting agencies post all of their jobs on craigslist and they are legit.

Blargh. It’s like calling a black man “articulate”.

It just so obvious - it’s a large room and she started waving at the people on one side and just swiped her arm along the crowd. Sometimes I can’t help but get tired by gawker’s shtick. They want to be taken seriously as a political blog but then post bullshit like this.

Here’s a crying fowl:

Even A-listers do. J.Lo posted an ad for an assistant on craigslist a few years ago (it was really her). It paid crap and required 24-7 availability and also had a blurb in there that they’d have to watch her twins once in a while. All for 50K. But J.Lo is known to be super-cheap. HELL NO would I work for a celebrity.…

Jesus fucking christ, I hate the GOP and Trump and hope they disappear but that was not a nazi salute.

Oh, good point!

It would never, ever work. People would probably prefer to watch something on their phone or ipad instead of paying for a movie.

His 2nd choice has always been Attorney General (after VP).

It turns coffee grey. I’ve tried to make the switch a few times and it’s just not going to happen.

That’s so apt - I’ve never read it but I think I will.