I don’t think it’s possible. I had an account through work.

It’s kind of scary how much info is in Lexis Nexis. I’m glad I looked myself up, because I found that someone in a mental hospital was using my SSN.

Thank you for talking me off the ledge! I feel a bit better.

Ha! I like the Twerp. I had to get my tonsils out at 5, and was terrified because I was positive they had to cut off my head to get to my throat.

I hope so but I am scared to see what Assange has planned for Wednesday. He’s releasing something Hillary-related.

Yay! On an embarrassing note, my cousin actually made the newspaper a few days ago in an article about Trump supporters from Long Island. Thank god we don’t have the same last name.

Ha, this whole time I thought Andrew Keegan was the other guy from Wham!. Oops. My apologies to Wham!.

He said he just has a “wide stance”. (blast from the past)

No but I like cute kids.

I wish she could have more success. She is one of those rare people who is a comedian down to her bones - just naturally hilarious. I love her.

I truly hope she dies a painful death. I have only said that about one other person before (Falwell).

I attended college when protesting apartheid on campuses was a big thing. My freshman roommate told me that she supported apartheid because black people can’t take care of themselves. She called my mother to tell her I was anorexic (I wasn’t). She demanded I give her notice if I decided not to sleep at home (fuck…

John McCain is nasty as hell. Mean streak with a hot temper.

ouch, the photo makes it look like he has a straw embedded into his chin (I know it’s not a straw).

I feel bad agreeing but I do! Lots of these clothes look like pajamas to me.

Comments that mock someone’s intelligence should be grammatically correct (unless your goal was to embarrass yourself more than you already did).

Gee, whatever happened to not judging women for making personal decisions about their sexual well-being?

Oh my god, I didn’t even realize that when I wrote my comment! I chose that name because my neighbor had a nasty goose who would attack everyone except me and I used to get teased about it. He used to follow me around and honk; it was cute. I swear it was a platonic relationship.

Those poor animals had to be buried with their rapist!