Sweet little car and the steering wheel is on the right and correct side for here, but that is just short of three years rent for my little cottage, so no thanks.

We used to use a cuppachino whisk and add the head afterwards when shooting beer commercials. And lacquor the glasses for the condensation.

Having had bags here in South Africa,for twenty or thirty years now, I might suggest that you put the bag in the jug first and then cut of both top corners. Still a bugger to drink out the bag though. That is where bottles are better.

He says”Now Listen” more than our President Zuma. I bet he can count better than him as well.......

Bejeesuz this is great. The last time I heard the word Jesus so moany times, I was in a church. hesounds more like an instuctor than navigator.

The safest way to clean that engine and wiring is to find a place that powerwashes with dry ice. I saw a 4x4 that was way worse than your vehicle and it made a fantastic difference. And no risk to the electronics. Bit pricey. Here it was about double or triple a normal valet.

Someone should shoot him the bird.

The statement perhaps, but certainly not the appendage....

I have to admit having polished my banana on more than one occasion

You have to have some juice to poull this off.

I bet that there are more skidmarks in the co-drivers pants, than are left on the road behind it.

Mustang boobs.

I had a hunch that someone would say that

Try Botswana. I was overtaken by a 20 seater Merc bus on a rising blind left hand corner. Double white lines. In a country where I had close encounters with elephant, rhino, giraffe and a million donkeys. Oh and I was doing 160 kph at the time. Landrover Discovery 3 with fan-fucking-tastic brakes, as I discovered.....

I see that he never registered it in RSA. Are those your original plates?

Or the look on his wifes face when she saw what his underpants looked like.

That is cool. Or really fucking cold. It is 45C (113F)here today and I envy you lot right now.

Here in South Africa, we probably braai( barbeque) more than the average american and I was accused of blasphemy and threatened with being burnt on the stake... But when they tasted it, I suddenly made converts of all the sceptics. It takes much more effort and there is hardly time to take a decent sip of beer before…

Interesting photo choice, those are South African products, which just happen to quite good. Go Bokke

I get rave reviews for my steak ,when I turn it every 20 seconds and baste with garlic and herb butter, after every turn, over a really hot fire.