Why on earth did you pick Joburg over Cape Town? hb is a shit hole. It might get more fly in travellers but that is so that they can do the north of RSA. JHB is not the destination rather a transit point. Cape Town is a tourist destination as well as a trasit point.

Droewors is how it is spelt. I made some two weeks ago for my daughter and now need to make some more. The farmers sausage is Boerewors and that is dried for Droewors. Good stuff. Hunting season has openned here so I will be make a shit load of Droewors and Biltong as well. You can freeze them and prevent them drying…

Nice TT’s

So was he called Needle Dick before or after this procedure?

yes the bloke asking this much money must be WAY Too High..

Fornicate my ancient cannine.

Thats about 160 liters per day and is admirable. Cape Town is running on about 50 liters a day. At my daughters hostel at school, the following is happening.

So who gives a Puck?

Another pest that actually taste nice is the Lion fish in the Caribbean. Tasty but nasty bastards. Maybe you can do an article about this problem. If everyone new how good they taste, they might be incouraged to kill more of them

American biscuits are called scones in the UK and normally are seved with jam and accompanied with anice cup of tea....

We get bitter lemon here in South Africa and it is great. Works with Gin and Vodka really well and I seen someone mix it with Tequila. Thankfully it was not Don Julio rather some shit like Jose or Olmega.

The problem is mostly the knob behind the wheel rather than a knob on the dash

Growing on me like a wart......

I wish. At the moment I am between motorbikes, and use one of the company vehicles. One is a Ford Figo which is a previous generation Feista and the other is a Hyundai H100 pickup which is fantastic. I have a weighbridge printout where my boss got 2.7tons of gravel on the back, and I have done 7.7 tons in four trips.…

I am not surprised that your mate doesn’t want to go back to Joburg, it is a large shit hole. When to Jhb, I take a second firearm. It is that bad up there. On my last trip I had to produce my firearm and convince some gentlemen that they were not going to relieve us of our big movie camera and all the gear for the…

I’m not normally pissed off by stupid things the ultra wealthy do, but this one grinds my gears into dust. There fixed it for you.

My boss had one in about 1988 and I got to drive it. I was about 22 and thought that I could drive. Actually, I had finished crashing cars by then so I wasn’t bad. A curvy road in the rain and I was steering while looking out of the side window and he laughed like a loon. It had the battery in the boot to help with…

Afrikaans is a simple language. I am from the UK and I speak pretty good afrikaans.

Close but we have an even worse president than the USA. We have have Zuma, hopefully not for much longer. I do love curry and we have a large Indian population. In case you have not heard of the thieving bastard Zuma, i live in the beautiful country of South Africa

Sell your house for a couple of hundred thousand , if you can get that for it and come out here and buy your own wine farm. They occasionally go for $500K and less. Wonderful climate goes from about -2 or 3C to 46C is the hottest that I have seen in 16 years. And rain is a mythical story told by old folks. We normally…