Don’t those carry those American cakes that only slightly resemble pizza?

This sounds more like an instructor to me...

“Fuz” or “futz” is a “very crude and sexually-connoted word” according toSwiss-German weekly newspaper Handelszeitung. Redditors say it’s closer to the c-word.

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

Replace “Grid” with “Grilled” and things get far more delicious. China: Grilled Panda.

Oxford comma saves the day!

I’ve been in an Avenger.

If you put nuts in your brownies, your brownies are bad and you should feel bad.

Strawberries will also benefit from some freshly ground black pepper.

“I’ve told you a thousand times - butt first, then put on your shoe booties, THEN feet in the footwell. Makes me wonder why I even call you ‘mother’ anymore...”

It is 20 to 7, AM, and now I also want calimari.

Those are gorgeous. I have to have them someday!

Sweetened condensed milk is very important.

Upon the invention of time travel, my first stop will be to the past to take out anybody who developed mayonnaise and tried to pass it off as some type of socially acceptable condiment.

Chiang Mai Thailand, 1981.

Exactly. It's like the Shipping Forecast in drink form.

200 years from now...

I do a Spanish goat cheese, Cana de Cabra, in the broiler till its warm and slightly darkened. Then we drizzle honey on it and add toasted pine nuts. Very addictive. Never added Biltong to cheese, but I’ve often paired cheese and salami, so why not. I’ll have to give it a try. (disclaimer: I run a cheese and meat…

Why does Oscar Pistorius spring to mind?

traction because newton’s third law