The trick is the biltong needs to be so young ,that you can still hear the echo of the shot that killed it. I used to like really dry biltong, these days as I get older I like it wetter and wetter.

And as soon as it rains, every single Lucas component will go tits up. Mmm

I laid up some garlic in honey about 6/8 weeks ago. Ireckon that will make a great drizzle for the right cheese. My buddy and I spoke about a cheese board last night while at the local food market and we are going to try this mixture out and see just what it pairs with .

I looked similar on Sunday morning. Piston broke..........

Mooi man. Kry vir jou self n stertjie

And how much rust does she have?

Hands up how many people get pissed off by that skew back number plate.

I was thinking more like a Whaleshark munching on krill

peri-Peri is not just for chicken..... Actually in my case it is.

“Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead”

Yeah but you get

The noise is there so that fucktard BMW and Merc drivier know that their indicators actually do work. They just dont use them

CR-V Chinese Roof Vehicle.

Obvious amateur. In South Africa, we would have had 4 cows and 12 people in a civic.

That is just horrible. My eyes just vomited inside my glasses

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Speaking of hosing under the hood. Has anyone tried the dry ice power wash?

I just remembered that snowballs were the difference between snowmen and snowladies

Normally known as snowballs

I find it easier with two mirrors. And I still ask my buddies if I have done a Hari Krishna by mistake

I find it easier with two mirrors. And I still ask my buddies if I have done a Hari Krishna by mistake