Nice choice, but I think that British Leyland may well take exception to your labelling. .

The one in which you fall asleep the fastest in...

That only works if you have 24 hours warning. I worked in production in the film industry, for about 15 years and often had 1 hours notice that I would have to feed anywhere from 25 to over 200 people. In South Africa, crew have to be fed every six hours. A standard day was only two meals but if we went into overtime,…

That top has more sag than my Moobies Aghhh

Well done you Rose to the occasion.

Sorry but that grill looks like a PYT female or male, your choice, wearing, three rows of dental braces. Cute but not necessarily attractive

Of course they do. Steel ones chafe too much

The engine bay is dirtier than the interior of a crack whore in a harbour in a really shitty part of the world.

Those are some really cool G meter readings

Ok I am done. I don’t need to go any further. I have seen enough crack for one night. CP

Nope. Sorry you don’t win. You get beaten by a 1970 something Austin Apache with a 1275 Mini engine. Second hand rally tires and it would spin the tyres changing to third. In the rain that was. I really loved that car, but it was a shit can of note.

He should have done a CAT Scan

Yip. Decapitation is guaranteed to Fuck up your day

Palfinger...Picking shit for ages.

Bat guano is worth good money. Bat Shit generally ends up costing money.

That would be a Cock Pipe.

That is generally the first thing out of an drunken English speaking person when entering into discourse with a member of the local constablery.

In this case, I believe that it was more like Attila the Nun.

That is when you said 4 pounds isn’t much but Wow 70 ounces, Shit that is even more. Like nearly 5 pounds

Nope not going to happen. She was too busy using her mouth for other purposes. Like mouth breathing or even mouth breeding