I appreciate this on many levels. Thank you.

Jamil is famous over here (the UK) for running her mouth until she digs her own grave with it. Nice to see this is now an international phenomenon.

God, this is so perfect. Take your star, dammit.

‘some typa sub sanwich’

Troy Deeney once tried to gouge Joe Allen’s eyes out on live telly, grinning like a maniac the whole time. I think it was April last year? Anyway he’s terrifying so I would just agree with him for health and safety reasons.

Possibly because NUFC Geordies are insane and they were hoping for fan fireworks. (literally?) 

There’s a legendary cinema in central London’s Chinatown that shows The Room once a month, to increasingly appreciative audiences. It’s an event.

... one would hope. but as a woman, I’m not holding my breath.

yeah, I kind of want to burst into tears after reading this.

I think I speak for us all when I say: hahahahahahahahaha

aww, almost as good as Olly!

try again, troll. Merely being thankful that this issue is being discussed does not in any way equate to endorsing it.

Can you even imagine being Kante right now, desperately trying to salvage anything from that setup and repeatedly coming up empty handed?

This is the latest football edition of ‘couldn’t happen to a nicer guy’.

What? Don’t involve me in this shit, man.

Day late and a dollar short, but notonly am I glad you are back and mostly alive, thanks also for linking that Ricky Jay profile, because it absolutely lives up to the hype. Just like you!

the love story they both clearly needed

man my jaw is on the floor.

Hallie, you’re a true heroine for this. And this kind of article is the Number One reason I read Deadspin over any other sport site - you all actually care about shedding light on these sorts of issues. This feminist thanks you, all of you.

All sports do this. At least they don’t run it auction-style like the NFL draft.