(Just realized I posted my masterful MS Paint reply outside of the comment thread, because I am dumb. I’ll repost it here.)

Just for you guys.

I can’t believe I wasted the time to read this article that boils down to a lawyer making a dumb joke.

I should have Saudi string of bad puns coming from miles away...

Yemen, I see that. We’ll have to Kuwait and see what else happens.

I took it and Iran with it, and looks like Iraq’d up a few stars on the way.

Oman that’s a good one. 

I’d buy it for a Quatar, or tree fiddy whichever is lower..

Eh, disagree. In every singe example (With the sole possible exception of the LFA), I think a nice pair of exhausts would look better.

It turns out you can have fun in a Sienna:

Kinda like the 500 Abarth. How the EU models were quieter with a factory muffler, whereas the North American models were snarling straight piped little beasties right out the factory.

Failure to secure a load? Odd, that’s how I wound up with twins.

The sovereign wealth funds of Norway and Saudi Arabia seem unlikely, and the notion of an oil-enriched fund buying out the all-electric Tesla seems, uh, weird?

I would “Walk This Way” “To The Other Side” “If That’s What It Takes” to restore this van. Call me “Crazy” but “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”. “Dude” “This thing can “Come Together” with “Sweet Emotion” if we can get Steven Tyler “Back In The Saddle” of this old ride. Maybe I’m “Jaded” by “The Same Old Song and Dance”…

It’s Apple.

Saudi: Elon wouldn’t trust them
Norway: Maybe
Apple: Musk isn’t going to cede control, and Apple wants control.
Private Equity: It’s possible, he doesn’t need 1 firm, he can get multiple interested. Dell did so.

Most likely is Google, reasons is:

He was definitely more fun, and enigmatic, than say Mary Barra.

I like the idea of a hot hatch BEV, too. But this isn’t it.

Car? All I see is a visual representation of me, the morning after I had a massive burrito for dinner.

This is the most enlightening thing I’ve ever read that began with “Your mum”.

Actually Ford decided not to Focus at all. Well, only to Focus Active.