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FortunatelyTheLemons
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I used to cosplay as a gender-swapped version this character for my niece and nephew when they were little! I would wear glasses and tie a wooden plank around my waist to become Uncle Glass-Eyes-Wooden-Tail! They were not sufficiently terrified.

It is literally more dangerous to go to school in the United States than it is to go to war in Afghanistan.

*screams into the abyss*

What a fucked up time to be alive. These are strange,backwards, angry days.

This is part of a wider problem in American society, in which the burden of responsibility always falls on the victim. Corporate lobbies have way too much power, and we really have none. We can vote for people, but we can’t control how the corporate lobby controls them. Public safety, environmentalism, healthcare,

We need to see more of Nancy’s life.

Later that day she posted a close-up of their faces on Instagram... That post and others were included with the notice of intent, along with three photos apparently taken by Mr. Bennett that depict him and Ms. Argento in bed, their unclothed torsos exposed. (Only one of the photos taken in bed shows both their

People are asking what this means for #MeToo. It means it’s doing its job.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think

This movie made less money on opening weekend than United Passions - the FIFA movie about how awesome Sepp Blatter and FIFA are. That movie made $319 on opening weekend, and it cost $30 million. No worries because FIFA financed almost all of it.

I got $ says Horatio Sanz plays him in the movie, David Spade plays Conway. 

How do you remove the label? I’m serious. I’m trying to get away from using plastic to store food and have been trying to save glass jars instead, but no matter how I try, I can’t get those %@:* labels off. I’ve tried Goo Gone, I’ve tried soaking them in warm water with fabric softener overnight. Nothing works. It’s

There was a good report on this last week on Vice News on HBO (or CBS? Not sure). The bottom line is that a lot of things we reasonably think are recyclable require more processing than it’s worth (financially). So to get past that, just think “never mix, never worry” (also good practice for drinking, but anyway).

“Bitches tryin to get mah money” is always their defense.

Yep, it’s a true path to fame and fortune. I mean, who can’t name all 60+ of Bill Cosby’s accusers?  🙄

holy christ. fuck russell simmons, and fuck that lawyer for going along with his shit. as a civil attorney, that makes me fucking MAD. 

I really like the name Carys. That’s all I got from this.

I’m not taking it as her actual belief (I didn’t read the T&C article for context), so i am taking it as to her, her dad isn’t some big thing. He is the guy that makes her pancakes in the morning for breakfast. To everyone else, he is “Micheal Douglas, Actor, Star”, to her he is “Dad, can we have pancakes. Absolutely.

How can I join her?  Sounds like a nice place to me.

I mean, I knew my dad was an engineer and I was really confused as to why we never went to see his train until I was 6 or so.