She went to high school with tons of famous & soon to be famous kids, befriended them, became their ‘stylist’, met Ray-J, put out the tape, and promoted the hell out of her life

My brother is a single parent of two girls, 8 and 7. His ex and his in-laws had the kids for 1 week in the summer. When they came home, he said they were reading labels for calorie content. They wrote him an email about the 7 year old and her weight. She is tall and solid, not fat at all. She eats healthy when she’s…

Narcissistic rich person with no actual talent other than self-promotion is angry that accomplished professional half her age is accomplished, half her age, and has had the temerity to question rich person’s vapidity?

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

“I’m going to send [my KKW fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of,

That final bit was completely heartbreaking. I don’t know why I watch this show anymore; it’s got moments of greatness that can only be found by slogging through hours of pretty predictable writing.

Can you imagine being his parents? How embarrassing.

You guys... they do this with almost everything though? Down to the alcohol pads they wipe you down with before they stick you with whatever drug they were paid to push. 

at age 92 is exactly when I would start eating whatever the fuck I wanted

Has Markle been secretly British this whole time? What American calls a zucchini a courgette? Has she been auditioning to marry into British royalty her WHOLE LIFE perhaps???

Didn’t stop them from eating the local tiny dogs. Pomeranians are apparently delicious kitty toys.

Props to this lady for not panicking but come on, she ain’t the Magical Mountain Lion Whisperer.  The mountain lion left to get away from the fucking drum circle.

Peak Oregon.

I used to work in Ashland, and let me tell you...this is about the most “Ashland” thing that has ever happened.

I mean there’s something to be said for staying relaxed and not yelling and screaming, but she sounded like a real fruitcake.

I love how the ferocious mountain lion tucks its paws in when sleeping just like my 13lb ball of fluff. My head wants to explode from the cuteness. Also, when there is an awesome couch to be napped on, you nap on it. 

Yeah, that was some real white lady woo right there.

Technically there is no money in putting anyone but drug dealers away (as the cops LOVE to seize money from them and keeping it).

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