fortunatelythelemons
FortunatelyTheLemons
fortunatelythelemons

Some of the most misogynistic men I’ve ever met have been gay men. I am a lesbian, and I’ve heard it all.

Like the way many gay men refer to women as “fish”? Yeah. Over it.

Honest to gob, some of the men that I’m the most frustrated with during the whole #metoo movement are gay men. I’ve got a few gay colleagues who think that being gay gives them a pass on the shitty way they treat women and I. am. over. it.

Tracie also famously got drunk during a professional interview and said, “I wouldn’t get raped. I’m too smart.”

It’s so crazy how some people don’t respond well to a random “hey tell me if you’ve ever been sexually assaulted!”

Dude your former roommate AJ is on the Shitty Media Men list. Your Pot Therapy co-host called what Roman Polanski did “banging a thirteen year old” right here on Jezebel. Maybe people should be badgering YOU on #MeToo.

Fucking finally! This should have been passed decades ago!

He’s probably a test case quickly thrown together by the NRA.

Not just in the South. Rural PA and Upstate NY are rife with this. It’s amazing how many men think that leading with a gun and a dead deer is a good opener. Deleting such photos would probably actually up these men’s game. Instead they’re probably going to flock to some subreddit to whine about how feminists are to

...have you been on a dating app recently? As a woman? In the South? Becauuuuuuse, well, I’m not quite sure how to put this:

Is the little dipshit afraid he’s never going to see 21? Is he terminal with a rare shooting disorder, soothed only by gun powder? Is there a squirrel hanging around his bird feeder who needs a proper dispatching—like—yesterday? What’s the rush, little bro? Plenty of time left in your young life to fend off the King

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

OH, the many uses for Jell-O! Can’t go wrong with Jell-O and fish, you know? (Once my grandma made a jellyfied shrimp cocktail - imagine, if you will: a bundt ring of dark-red cocktail-sauce-based Jell-O, studded with mini shrimp and sliced green olives with pimiento. It must have been 10+ years ago but the clarity

Boxed mixes truly came of an age in the 50s. They were super exciting to home cooks because they seemed futuristic. As well, while baking from scratch can be very simple, people who can’t follow a recipe/play fast and loose can truly screw up the most basic recipes.

I liked “San Junipero” a lot, but am I the only one who thinks it’s overrated?

Everyone who bought a ticket will will receive a “50% discount to next year’s event,”

We almost never hear about Paris Hilton anymore, so I hold out hope that the Kardashians will eventually fade into obscurity, resurfacing every once in a while to have Perez Hilton draw a dick on one of their pics on his blog... One can dream.

I went to an all girls Catholic HS and revered the nuns. When I discovered the disparities- priests are given a stipend just for freaking existing, nuns have to earn their own money; priests can retire however they wish, nuns need to live with family or in a convent home - I went ballistic. My favorite nun lamented