Not gonna lie. I might.

The real question is would you still eat the cheesecake if you knew it contained 1970s-era Soviet drugs.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

So proud of these kids.

I’ve been saying this since Sandy Hook. The American people should be forced to see the ultimate effects of this horrific violence. Every newspaper and television news channel should have shown uncensored pictures of the dead first graders in Sandy Hook (so long as the parents of those children allowed it). It turned…

There have been 39 school shooting deaths in the past 12 months.

You know, if I were a kid who faced the chance that I could be killed every fucking day I go to school, I would probably feel a little reassured if I thought there might be some armed adults who are in charge and able to save me.

I honestly wonder sometimes if conservatives are so bad at their jobs, they can’t believe anyone would actually be good at theirs.

We just saw a 15 year old win a gold medal is a sport that requires a life of singular focus and superhuman nerves. Why is anyone doubting that a high school senior can speak coherently for 11 minutes?

“And whereas David Hogg has stopped checking his email because of death threats, Foster still replies to some of his critics.”

It’s where Jesus said to turn the other cheek and bust a cap in their ass.

A teacher who teaches children to critically think and express their ideas cogently is public enemy #1 to the conservative movement.

After running too thin on reasons to ridicule and criticize protesters, the final refuge of the right-wing nut job has become “they’re too good at it, so it must be fake.”

I’d imagine the same response if a person showed up in one of those T-Rex costumes.

I completely get your point and I agree. But now I’m obsessed with someone walking up to me at a museum and saying “sure, thats a great painting but you should see my watercolor I did of my cat.” then them whipping out the painting from behind there back. +20 points if it’s done with crayola

I think a whole point of a museum is that the museum wants to control what experience its visitors have, no? Someone who goes to the theater wouldn’t put on a costume and recite lines from a different play, would they? You wouldn’t go to an art museum to show off your own watercolors, would you? This lady was intent…

Usually distracting or that the other patrons will think this person is a paid guide from the institution and give out incorrect information and make them look bad. They don’t want to be misrepresented by some amateur historian.

does she cobble her own shoes? where does she get her wigs? HOW MUCH MONEY HAS SHE SPENT ON SILK IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS??

I don’t know her personally, but I run in the same circles as her. MOST people who dress up like this know that you should ALWAYS ask first because most museums and historical places (especially the big ones like the Met) are not cool with this sort of thing. So this gets a big eyeroll from me.