Mortal Dictata: a call out

Never have I seen so appropriate a use of an Oatmeal comic for a situation that wasn’t about grammar.

That’s what kills me. She really thinks describing how terrified her pet was before she killed it is going to make people feel bad for HER.

Yea, I was thinking the same. Like, it was an “emotional support” pet, yet she killed the little critter instead of just looking for another option?

Good GOD.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

Elon Musk keeps trying to get me to go to Burning Man. No thank you.

This is bananas and I’m here for it. Someone get this man an XM station and a podcast.

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

She literally made them tell her their investment strategies, and then she’d mock them for any losses and such. Her findom practice was exclusively about sex and finance. They’d tell her “I bought Bitcoin today” and she’d reply “Oh, if you were SMART you’d have bought it four years ago. You’d have increased your…

Ex-professional dominatrix here. I had a few findom clients but chose not to focus my practice around it. I found that the guys can be REALLY high maintenance. People often think findom is an easy, no effort way to make money (a mistake people make about sex work in general) but it is NOT.

I know a woman who used to do this. She learned a GREAT deal about stock trading and forex, thanks to her client base. Anyone who had some regular cryptocurrency clients probably made a killing.

And here I’ve been being rude to men FOR FREE like some kind of IDIOT.

I can imitate them so well that when I made a peacock call in Key Biscayne, several male peacocks came running and fanned out their tails, dancing. Unfortunately, I am terrified of birds and then had to run away.

I don’t know... I’m not comfortable with the “he was abused himself” bit. Plenty of people are abused, and they don’t do THIS shit.

Predators committing suicide are flipping the final bird to their victims. It is always about power and control. They want to control even their own death, they won’t let others judge them.

50,000 images.

Bye. Felicia. Thanks for saving the tax payers of your state money in caring for you for the next 7-10 years.

Yes, this is the best option for people who are so selfish that fleeting moments of pleasure are worth ruining entire lives.