This is a good first step.

OMG, you’re right! This means he has the ability to care about what happens to women! That rarest of abilities - the capacity to feel empathy for all those humans who are not men - is actually available to him! Not having any daughters myself, I suppose I shall continue to Beavis-laugh at all the pussy jokes and feel…

Milquetoast: A word that looks and sounds like so much more than it is.

Megyn Kelly is the opposite of a journalist. She’s the crazy member of a mom’s Facebook group who they keep around because everyone secretly likes reading her crazy, crazy posts.

I am always and forever here for Ann Curry dragging the shit out of everyone. She is incredible.

“Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”

Charlie Sheen said he got “goddesses” from Sean Penn. Sounds about right.

Goddess = women he’d like to have sex with who don’t want to have sex with him but if he’s super complimentary and catches them at a vulnerable time...

Tyrannosaurus Sex

“Drink more Gatorade, people!”

If you pull your pants down in public, you waive the right to be insulted by observations.

Okay then, so I’ll be the killjoy who points out that this is body shaming and there’s a litany of other wonderful insults that aren’t.

Some woman yelled out, “Oh you’ve got a baby dick!”

Would they PLEASE retire him? Seriously, he does one or two okay to good collections and then multiple ones where it is obvious that he is playing with shape and innovative fabrication but making things that are, to use a French word I think is more encompassing of this, moche.

Goddamn that’s one pseudo ‘80s frilly Pepto nightmare right there!

My ultra-conservative brother uses this phrase when talking about disciplining his unruly four year old. Spoiler alert: it is not going well.

I was more thinking about one’s neighbors, especially upstairs.

I’m still at a loss as to why supporting her is worth withdrawing support for all of Netflix’s other top notch POC content like Chewing Gum, She’s Gotta Have It, Dear White People, Luke Cage, or OINTB. Monique isn’t in for the sisterhood so much as she’s in it for Monique.

Not gonna lie: I’m probably not gonna give up Netflix (at least until I’m done with Shameless which I like/hate), but Monique makes a damn good point. Bravo to her for doing the math.

The current president ran his entire campaign about how shitty America was.