Yuck. Perfect illustration of the principle that when people tell you who they are, you should listen. She should have run fast in the opposite direction the first time he was “presumptuous.”

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

If Dr. Berlin did not bring up “reproductive coercion” in the podcast, someone should contact the California medical board.

Reproductive Coercion is not cute, guy. This girl might wake up in a year and realize she married a controlling psycho. This is like the beginning of a story about a guy who kills his family because they lady breaks up with him.

I will never be able to see this smug asshole without thinking about how he pulled this shit. Had Reed been smart she would have dumped him then and never looked back. A man who would do this kind of thing has zero respect for you.

I really can’t express just how appalled I am.

I don’t care about Oscars but that shit made me stop watching the Oscars. Elizabeth was wasn’t even on the same level as that pice of fluff.

I remember when one of Goopina’s pieces of advice started with, “It’s easy! You can ask your personal chef to...”

This is a magazine largely for women who are so privileged that they have to invent problems in their heads, for which Goop conveniently provides both the inspiration and cure.

It is time to travel to a chai-based culture now. Duh.

The poor woman doesn’t even need self-care. Remember when Gwyneth said her life was much harder than that of a working mom who was like a secretary or something?

Haha “nourish.” I wonder how many diets this woman has been on.

She’s not wrong. I’m always feeling a primal instinct to nourish— myself. With cake.

I miss the Gwyneth Paltrow who was just an actress, palling around with Winona Ryder, dating Ben Affleck then marrying Chris Martin, scrounging around in her off hours in comfy clothes and no makeup, and not telling the rest of us how to live. This holier than thou, try-hard, who-me-perfect? Gwyneth is exhausting.

Hold up. I’m supposed to have a writing style, a personal style, a hair style, a work style, AND NOW ALSO A SCHOOL DROP OFF STYLE?

‘part of women’s “primal instinct to nourish,”’

In old timey days the had another phrase for “wellness.” It was “snake oil” and resulted in the same phenomenon as Gwynnie’s “wellness”: money disappearing from your wallet for useless and sometimes dangerous crap. Although snake oil usually had alcohol in it so that was better.

a travel guide to India for those “tired of traveling to latte-based cultures.”

Yeah, sure, but have you even tried the psychic vampire repellant? Huh? HAVE YOU???!?!?

Yes, it’s true that women’s health and health care experiences have largely been ignored or belittled. Women have literally suffered because of it and still do.