fortunatelythelemons
FortunatelyTheLemons
fortunatelythelemons

Is being not good looking a necessary prerequisite for being a nerd? Is it about your interests? Or is it more about perceived social alienation? More importantly, what is the difference between a nerd and a dork? Discuss.

Ferg would be a nerdy brogrammer who spends his free time ranting on reddit about getting constantly friendzoned.

I’m a terrible person but I’m not that damn terrible. Don’t speak for everyone.

Is that why you do? (Thanks for reading, by the way.)

They bring it up so often! It’s the eleventy seventh anniversary of Travis the Chimp ripping a woman’s face off! We check in exclusively with how she’s doing! Since the attack of Travis the Chimp, we check on how exotic pet laws have changed in Connecticut!

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is

I shouldn’t be giggling that Bridzilla’s SoVeryImportantWedding got ruined by an “act of God”... but here I sit.

Ok, now I’m laughing imagining your local newsreaders ending every broadcast with “Remember, folks, an adult chimp can rip your face right off!”

I’m not sure why the fact that Kevin Hart’s baby shower costing $118,000 is pushing me into “hatred of him” territory, but it is! And the chimp in a diaper is the cherry on the hatred sundae.

A woman my husband works with was supposed to have her destination wedding in the Turks and Caicos next month. She was livid when she got a call from the resort saying no one can stay here until probably next year, everything’s gone. She does a lot of wedding planning very loudly across the cube farm from my husband,

Oof, live animals should not be used as entertainment props. I don’t know how powerful baby chimps are, but the adults can rip your face off! I live in Connecticut where that exact thing happened and we hear about it on the local news all the time!

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

Clarissa Needs to STFU.

As a teacher, I get what the intent (probably) was, but this is not the best way to approach this idea or lesson. One of the most powerful moments I’ve had as a teacher was basically moderating a discussion of racism, deaths like that of Trayvon Martin, and violence against POC in my seventh grade classroom. I was

I give a fuck. I want to know why they say they did it and why they really did it and what psychologically makes people do it so we can shut it down.

The problem isn’t in “indoctrination”, as I see it. It’s in “normalization”. Particularly when we consider that the problems within our culture that created the KKK haven’t gone away (nor has the actual KKK).

That prank shit on Ellen is rude and reveals something about her character. I also always picture a roomful of interns on her show obsessively checking the interwebs (12 hour shifts), trying to find the next cutest thing ever. She’s a cute stalker.

I think Barbra Streisand is one of the few ‘divas’ of this world who has both earned and deserves every possible definition of the word.

Disagree. The Root has always been straight forward. The article speaks the truth. And sometimes that truth hurts. We gotta do better for all of us for all of us to do better.

This sounds very similar to the conversation currently ongoing in the LGBT+ community in that Gay Men and to a lesser extent Lesbian Women are the ones who’ve been the rallying cases of and the main benefits to initiatives focused at the community and that they’ve just as badly treated other minorities within the