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As a resident of Houston, TX—a thoroughly purple city that often swings blue—this decision enrages me. TX isn’t quite as red as people think; rather, there’s a deeply entrenched red power structure that makes backroom deals and gerrymanders the blue cities all to hell, virtually ensuring that no matter the popular

As an interrupter, I can tell you that it is EFFECTIVE. I never realized how much I interrupted until one of my friends started doing this. You’re doing God’s work. 

Correct me if I’m wrong, Frida, but take a closer look at the cover image for this article. I’m fairly sure that it’s a stock photo of a student with a physical handicap (looks like one of her arms ends in a semi-functional hand just after the elbow.) It may have been originally shot to illustrate an accessibility

This. I lived this. It goes hand in hand with purity culture, which I also lived. Do everything right, and everything will go well. If something goes wrong, you didn’t do it right. Failure of leadership must be happening because the wife isn’t letting him lead. Don’t remarry—it’s proof that you caused it. This

Yup. I grew up in a “gospel-centric” church and we were ALWAYS in Paul’s letters. I’d say a good 85% of the time. It’s all they care about.

This is the best hot take so far.

What Joe did is brilliantly subversive. Unfortunately, the people whom it was targeting didn’t comprehend it, and the people whom it was upholding did comprehend and were hurt by it. I don’t really blame anyone; the intention seems pure but this still sucks all around. Compelling traumatized people to remember

Irl lmao

Have ya’ll seen this? Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this badass judge is my new hero.

This looks pandering and wildly anachronistic and I am watching the shit out of it.

This.

And their mechanics. And their medical care providers. And their religious leaders. The list is endless . . . Are there dicks present? 100% guarantee that women are being harassed.

Starring this for the sentence, “You are boob terrible.”

Needs more stars.

That is both a relief and fairly stupid. Thanks for the explanation and saving me 2-4 minutes.

Is the headliner photo the actress’ actual face? Because it looks far creepier than the plot summary. Htf does a human person look like that.

I wasn’t remotely kidding.

This is what happens when you legalize weed. Carry on, Colorado.

Preset pastels, repeating architectural details, and the unrelenting meticulousness of the landscaping. It was like a Twilight Zone Playmobil mini universe. That and the fact that Disney movies and characters are heavily incorporated into the on-site elementary school indoctrination—er, curriculum.