This is truly disgusting but I am completely unsurprised that it came out of Kentucky, the flagship state for non-mandatory reporting.

I like the Labyrinth so much better as an adult than as a child.

genuinely LMAO. Truth.

The “living treasures” bit in conjunction with all the “you ugly” nonsense is what really cinched it for me, because it’s a complete de-personing. A treasure is not a person. It’s something you bury, hunt, or display in a museum. The subsequent dinosaur comparison is no subliminal accident.

I’m a Christian. I go to church. Faith is very important to me personally. And I will say till my final breath: Pastors are NOT, I repeat, NOT QUALIFIED to handle ANY kind of abuse cases. EVER. The short answer is and should always be a fast referral to the authorities and crisis counseling, along with immediate…

what is the point of keeping a male around if they can’t even open jars for you

I love this gif orgasmically.

I spoke with a Planned Parent employee in Austin who said the legislation had shuttered all but one clinic in the state. ONE. Previously there’d been 40.

Bingo.

I always assumed they got so much play off of this.

THANK YOU. This has always unsettled me.

Having done this TO multiple men because it’s funny, I have no other insight to offer. Greeting someone as if you’ve just spotted them in a department store, immediately after coitus, is hilarious.

He’s campaigning for president right now.

I think part of the problem may be that it’s really, really hard for the guy S.O. not to come across as creepy if he’s making first contact with a potential female third online, or if he’s the one driving the interest. Either the potential third is gay and not interested in him at all, or bi and probably looking for…

Disagreement can’t take place in the absence of mutual evidence.

“Hysterical.” Lmao. Classic! Call me “shrill” next, lol. You’ve just outed yourself, rookie. I don’t think it’s your club; you do understand the difference between a personal and general “you,” right?

Not your sweetie, first off, but thanks for that. Second, you absolutely have missed the point, multiple times. You’re stuck on the idea that I’m just not informed enough, or I must disagree with the club, and other folderol I’ve already addressed. People who are scared of Satan or equal religious freedom aren’t going…

GUYS. You’re still not listening. This is all ABOUT instantaneous reactions and phraseology and what at the end of the day everyone’s real goals are, NOT “oh but if you do your research.” I’m making a rather simple point about all that and you’re acting like there’s willful ignorance at play. Failing to validate what…

It’s also naive to think that whatever is on PR-laden paper is how things will verbatim play out at a local level with live ammo, so to speak. Plus, just a personal opinion, it’s asinine to include religious iconography in a club name and yet fall back on being merely misunderstood atheists—iconography which would not…